








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 2,023 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1033 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1339 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 744 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 962 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $609,433 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PHR1SK | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | MR.Bunny | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | JensenCS | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | the mediocre one | 45% | 162 |
| #5 | Chaze | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PHR1SK | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | MR.Bunny | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | JensenCS | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | the mediocre one | 45% | 162 |
| #5 | Chaze | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaze | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JensenCS | 112 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | the mediocre one | 71 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | MR.Bunny | 66 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Chaze | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | PHR1SK | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1per | +2.90 | 92 | 46 |
| #2 | MR.Bunny | +0.58 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | Chaze | +0.10 | 74 | 53 |
| #4 | JensenCS | -0.30 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | PHR1SK | -0.60 | 83 | 65 |





