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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 567 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,339 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3337 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3785 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2128 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2542 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,484,772 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buntaga | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | astroom | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | L4ma | 50% | 218 |
| #4 | Danksy | 47% | 115 |
| #5 | Watto | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L4ma | 837 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | Danksy | 395 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | Aquelo | 195 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | WienerCommanderFTW | 176 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Eulogy | 163 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L4ma | +1.70 | 57 | 75 |
| #2 | WienerCommanderFTW | +1.29 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | Eulogy | +1.20 | 51 | 65 |
| #4 | buntaga | +0.85 | 58 | 65 |
| #5 | Watto | +0.76 | 77 | 67 |





