








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 759 | 45% |
| Smokes | 383 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 147 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 401 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $120,073 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nahu | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | DRAGON🖤 | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Filo_No_Heat | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Xani Wani | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | Nado | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Filo_No_Heat | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Xani Wani | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | Nado | 53% | 15 |
| #6 | BougeeTV | Live | 50% | 4 |
| #7 | HayILocK | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xani Wani | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Nado | 3 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nado | 39 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Xani Wani | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | DRAGON🖤 | 22 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #4 | nahu | 19 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | BougeeTV | Live | 11 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nahu | +2.49 | 63 | 66 |
| #2 | HayILocK | +2.19 | 82 | 28 |
| #3 | Filo_No_Heat | +1.68 | 78 | 54 |
| #4 | Xani Wani | +1.12 | 61 | 52 |
| #5 | Nado | +0.85 | 61 | 60 |





