








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2177 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2099 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1431 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1171 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1230 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $145,097 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legacy | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | HayILocK | 57% | 108 |
| #3 | Schods | 54% | 100 |
| #4 | Sonic the Dog | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Ravesy | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BougeeTV | Live | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Xani Wani | 5 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Sonic the Dog | 5 | 0.0194 |
| #4 | HayILocK | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Schods | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BougeeTV | Live | 182 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | EmberJW | 172 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | HayILocK | 117 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ravesy | 75 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #5 | Smiddy | 66 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legacy | +4.34 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | Nado | +2.74 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Xani Wani | +1.41 | 75 | 51 |
| #4 | HayILocK | +1.01 | 76 | 48 |
| #5 | EmberJW | +0.64 | 60 | 52 |





