








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 289 | 20% |
| Smokes | 411 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 482 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 232 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,456 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filo_No_Heat | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Ravesy | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Silver here i come | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Smiddy | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | Nado | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | BougeeTV | Live | 35% | 31 |
| #7 | HayILocK | 35% | 17 |
| #8 | Legacy | 33% | 6 |
| #9 | EmberJW | 33% | 15 |
| #10 | Schods | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ravesy | 7 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | Nado | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | BougeeTV | Live | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Silver here i come | 1 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ravesy | 105 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | Nado | 90 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | BougeeTV | Live | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | EmberJW | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | HayILocK | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legacy | +5.04 | 81 | 35 |
| #2 | Filo_No_Heat | +1.29 | 70 | 54 |
| #3 | Nado | +1.28 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | Xani Wani | +1.23 | 67 | 50 |
| #5 | BougeeTV | Live | +0.51 | 58 | 51 |





