








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 461 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1395 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1397 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 888 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $254,953 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legacy | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Nado | 57% | 108 |
| #3 | Schods | 55% | 86 |
| #4 | EmberJW | 55% | 97 |
| #5 | Smiddy | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | EmberJW | 55% | 97 |
| #5 | Smiddy | 52% | 25 |
| #6 | BougeeTV | Live | 51% | 49 |
| #7 | Ravesy | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | Xani Wani | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nado | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Xani Wani | 4 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | EmberJW | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Schods | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | BougeeTV | Live | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nado | 317 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | EmberJW | 144 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | BougeeTV | Live | 130 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Smiddy | 70 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Legacy | 37 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legacy | +5.79 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | Nado | +2.72 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | HayILocK | +0.80 | 75 | 48 |
| #4 | Xani Wani | +0.56 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | EmberJW | +0.34 | 62 | 52 |





