








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 717 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5138 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3264 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4231 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3571 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $674,838 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 906 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | axxert | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | funsweet | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Usan | 60% | 132 |
| #4 | threeNil | 60% | 107 |
| #5 | mmmmm | 59% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Usan | 17 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | mmmmm | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | threeNil | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Luzz | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | astronoi | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Usan | 485 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | astronoi | 276 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | threeNil | 265 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | mmmmm | 241 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | EnviouZz | 167 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aggressivee- | +2.63 | 69 | 71 |
| #2 | Usan | +2.06 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | mmmmm | +1.49 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | axxert | +1.13 | 62 | 65 |
| #5 | funsweet | +0.73 | 93 | 33 |





