








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 148 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5541 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4976 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1703 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3805 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,167,366 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | axxert | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | funsweet | 64% | 61 |
| #3 | joy lobo | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | RizkyGTG | 62% | 42 |
| #5 | threeNil | 61% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Dang3r | 48% | 138 |
| #16 | Chomillera | 47% | 72 |
| #17 | nes | 47% | 30 |
| #18 | odingCoding | 45% | 38 |
| #19 | SKADOOSH | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aggressivee- | 20 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | threeNil | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Dang3r | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | mmmmm | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Chomillera | 6 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | astronoi | 647 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #2 | Aggressivee- | 582 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #3 | threeNil | 486 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | OpeL | 288 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | mmmmm | 272 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aggressivee- | +2.52 | 67 | 72 |
| #2 | Usan | +2.32 | 87 | 64 |
| #3 | mmmmm | +1.96 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | nes | +1.81 | 63 | 75 |
| #5 | threeNil | +1.34 | 77 | 62 |





