








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,969 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1774 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1255 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1708 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1232 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,722,628 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yip's kitten | 68 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | Johnetta Seong | 48 | 0.0441 |
| #3 | Tanya Degurechaff | 24 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | toti | 18 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | cute little creature | 13 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toti | +4.19 | 66 | 43 |
| #2 | yip's kitten | +3.89 | 64 | 41 |
| #3 | Johnetta Seong | +2.31 | 55 | 36 |
| #4 | 웃 | +0.88 | 36 | 22 |
| #5 | Tanya Degurechaff | +0.76 | 64 | 37 |





