








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 72 | 16% |
| Smokes | 48 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 164 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 153 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,418 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Angry Cat | 63% | 8 |
| #8 | le0ttaja | 50% | 2 |
| #9 | MV | 50% | 2 |
| #10 | ganisteri | 50% | 16 |
| #11 | Jyke "Esimies" Reimanen | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angry Cat | 25 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | ganisteri | 20 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Jyke "Esimies" Reimanen | 13 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Joonakki | 12 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #5 | Eezrik | 7 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capybara | +9.26 | 68 | 30 |
| #2 | Edri | +6.10 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | Eezrik | +3.69 | 90 | 79 |
| #4 | Joonakki | +2.21 | 24 | 69 |
| #5 | B Eero | +1.71 | 70 | 44 |





