








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 644 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5835 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3853 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4869 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3630 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,121,603 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2791 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (USMC)MP7 GOD | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Teddy9704 | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Blancco | 53% | 55 |
| #4 | ANGGER2EZ | 50% | 94 |
| #5 | Rico | 47% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCOTTY CRIPPIN' | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | eZd | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Rico | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | 3DDD.Yutachuu | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Blancco | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blancco | +3.99 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | Teddy9704 | +3.97 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | JankyJohn | +1.90 | 89 | 70 |
| #4 | SCOTTY CRIPPIN' | +1.55 | 54 | 62 |
| #5 | Rico | +0.17 | 64 | 61 |





