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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1206 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,812 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7970 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8823 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6668 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7351 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,560,945 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2383 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loopi | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Rico | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | 3DDD.Yutachuu | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | MK.01 | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | JankyJohn | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3DDD.Yutachuu | 1279 | 0.36 | 34 min |
| #2 | SCOTTY CRIPPIN' | 945 | 0.23 | 23 min |
| #3 | KiMi | 729 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #4 | Rico | 511 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #5 | eZd | 431 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCOTTY CRIPPIN' | +2.82 | 57 | 65 |
| #2 | JankyJohn | +1.61 | 89 | 70 |
| #3 | Rico | +1.57 | 56 | 63 |
| #4 | Dahaz | +1.53 | 64 | 47 |
| #5 | KiMi | +1.28 | 78 | 59 |





