








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 881 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 53,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21493 | 40% |
| Smokes | 15118 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7362 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 9684 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,072,438 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 970 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eZd | 38 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | SCOTTY CRIPPIN' | 15 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Rico | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ANGGER2EZ | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | JankyJohn | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCOTTY CRIPPIN' | 1761 | 0.20 | 44 min |
| #2 | eZd | 1059 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #3 | Rico | 913 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #4 | JankyJohn | 509 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #5 | asile | 245 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teddy9704 | +3.96 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | SCOTTY CRIPPIN' | +2.18 | 57 | 64 |
| #3 | Rico | +1.47 | 62 | 60 |
| #4 | JankyJohn | +1.47 | 87 | 72 |
| #5 | eZd | -0.21 | 75 | 61 |





