








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 795 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2708 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1335 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2071 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1813 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $592,527 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 632 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xac | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | Tripwana | 67% | 27 |
| #3 | snap | 66% | 164 |
| #4 | LilBiggz | 56% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xac | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | Tripwana | 67% | 27 |
| #3 | snap | 66% | 164 |
| #4 | LilBiggz | 56% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snap | 27 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | xac | 12 | 0.0387 |
| #3 | LilBiggz | 10 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Tripwana | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snap | 731 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #2 | LilBiggz | 153 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | xac | 65 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tripwana | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snap | +4.79 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | Intensenoob | +2.09 | 83 | 54 |
| #3 | LilBiggz | +1.58 | 93 | 55 |
| #4 | Tripwana | -0.70 | 70 | 53 |
| #5 | xac | -1.16 | 58 | 47 |





