








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2718 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2669 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1926 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1550 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1485 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,944 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 859 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Intensenoob | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | snap | 65% | 77 |
| #3 | LilBiggz | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | E-Grill | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | biccy | 40% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Intensenoob | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | snap | 65% | 77 |
| #3 | LilBiggz | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | E-Grill | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | biccy | 40% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snap | 20 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | biccy | 12 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | LilBiggz | 6 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Intensenoob | 3 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | E-Grill | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snap | 322 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | biccy | 114 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | LilBiggz | 104 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Intensenoob | 40 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | E-Grill | 21 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snap | +4.92 | 93 | 63 |
| #2 | Intensenoob | +2.56 | 84 | 50 |
| #3 | E-Grill | +1.58 | 96 | 44 |
| #4 | LilBiggz | +0.56 | 93 | 51 |
| #5 | biccy | +0.34 | 81 | 58 |





