








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1380 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 321 matches | ||
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 255 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7220 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3733 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 6631 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6247 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,577,859 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1836 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jk0 | 69% | 86 |
| #2 | snap | 62% | 307 |
| #3 | Intensenoob | 56% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jk0 | 69% | 86 |
| #2 | snap | 62% | 307 |
| #3 | Intensenoob | 56% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snap | 43 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Intensenoob | 16 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | jk0 | 8 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snap | 1328 | 0.22 | 37 min |
| #2 | jk0 | 202 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Intensenoob | 161 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snap | +4.23 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | LilBiggz | +2.15 | 93 | 55 |
| #3 | jk0 | +1.55 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | Intensenoob | +0.41 | 74 | 56 |





