








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1247 matches | ||
| Wingman | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 143 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7487 | 27% |
| Smokes | 10713 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 3694 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5397 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,403,611 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1748 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | vince | 55% | 225 |
| #5 | 𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙏 | 54% | 527 |
| #6 | >synchron!ze. | 51% | 268 |
| #7 | RHYTHMX | 48% | 105 |
| #8 | Tox1c | 46% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙏 | 25 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | >synchron!ze. | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | vince | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Tox1c | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | RHYTHMX | 10 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙏 | 1579 | 0.14 | 43 min |
| #2 | vince | 857 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #3 | Tox1c | 694 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #4 | Caesar | 511 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #5 | >synchron!ze. | 486 | 0.08 | 11 min |





