








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2856 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2538 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1448 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2122 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $525,748 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑺𝒖𝑵𝒏-𝒀 | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | woosh | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | ^mrc | 62% | 52 |
| #4 | Toräiñz | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | ℬ₳ℬ¥ツ | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Toräiñz | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | ℬ₳ℬ¥ツ | 47% | 17 |
| #6 | luv me | 44% | 39 |
| #7 | wohoo | 43% | 28 |
| #8 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^mrc | 16 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | wohoo | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | 𝑺𝒖𝑵𝒏-𝒀 | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Toräiñz | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^mrc | 102 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | luv me | 86 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Toräiñz | 58 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | 𝑺𝒖𝑵𝒏-𝒀 | 57 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | woosh | 55 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^mrc | +6.15 | 96 | 52 |
| #2 | woosh | +3.34 | 84 | 81 |
| #3 | Toräiñz | +3.22 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | +1.41 | 82 | 74 |
| #5 | luv me | +0.76 | 80 | 61 |





