








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3397 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3087 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2281 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2504 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $557,631 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ribertobi | 69% | 35 |
| #2 | sereni | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | 10Henne01 | 56% | 96 |
| #4 | TorΓ€iΓ±z | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | Tom_is_Deadpool | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Tyrooz | 50% | 54 |
| #7 | βͺ WirasAnsaa | 48% | 21 |
| #8 | Tayzerus | 47% | 72 |
| #9 | Crakez | 35% | 23 |
| #10 | luv me | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrooz | 13 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | 10Henne01 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | TorΓ€iΓ±z | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | luv me | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Crakez | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TorΓ€iΓ±z | 218 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tayzerus | 168 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | luv me | 85 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | sereni | 84 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | ribertobi | 66 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TorΓ€iΓ±z | +4.38 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | ribertobi | +2.14 | 71 | 76 |
| #3 | luv me | +1.58 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | sereni | +1.42 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | βͺ WirasAnsaa | +1.05 | 85 | 80 |





