








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3252 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3320 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3415 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3175 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $973,546 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✠ ERZ ✠ | 47% | 34 |
| #6 | sereni | 44% | 39 |
| #7 | Toräiñz | 42% | 53 |
| #8 | twinyx | 38% | 34 |
| #9 | 𝑺𝒖𝑵𝒏-𝒀 | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑺𝒖𝑵𝒏-𝒀 | 5 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | Toräiñz | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | woosh | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | sereni | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ✠ ERZ ✠ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toräiñz | 193 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | woosh | 139 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | sereni | 132 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | twinyx | 126 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | ribertobi | 113 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | woosh | +2.57 | 85 | 79 |
| #2 | ribertobi | +1.79 | 62 | 78 |
| #3 | luv me | +1.66 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | Kjord | +1.62 | 83 | 64 |
| #5 | twinyx | +0.85 | 87 | 72 |





