








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1074 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 208 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3347 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2616 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2506 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2753 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,669,676 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 355 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaanxi | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | God Prince | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | Ninarino ♥ | 68% | 25 |
| #4 | ARKYN | 64% | 28 |
| #5 | fuchsiie | 64% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARKYN | 13 | 0.0220 |
| #2 | God Prince | 4 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | pflasterwagenfahrer | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | AAwen | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | matscherr | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpitzhackenJoe | 542 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | Phantox | 239 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #3 | InfiniT | 192 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | kvbalele.de | 142 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | ARKYN | 98 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARKYN | +6.01 | 93 | 70 |
| #2 | Shaanxi | +3.24 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | God Prince | +2.16 | 95 | 65 |
| #4 | fuchsiie | +1.72 | 88 | 57 |
| #5 | SpitzhackenJoe | +1.27 | 75 | 89 |





