








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 1974 matches | ||
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 364 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
22843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 112,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 28700 | 25% |
| Smokes | 34429 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 24984 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 24881 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,873,413 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1639 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el flosho | 61% | 119 |
| #2 | fuchsiie | 56% | 149 |
| #3 | matscherr | 53% | 868 |
| #4 | kvbalele.de | 52% | 353 |
| #5 | vasan | 51% | 519 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | -_-zZZ Nubsey | 49% | 391 |
| #9 | Fow-T | 49% | 748 |
| #10 | Phil0 | 48% | 143 |
| #11 | monk | 47% | 139 |
| #12 | 2764*TacoCorp. | 46% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuchsiie | +2.29 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | SpitzhackenJoe | +1.07 | 71 | 83 |
| #3 | vasan | +0.93 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | matscherr | +0.63 | 77 | 65 |
| #5 | kvbalele.de | +0.55 | 72 | 67 |





