








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 393 | 23% |
| Smokes | 388 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 409 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 543 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $263,686 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Mystery Flavor | 29% | 17 |
| #10 | squideum | 27% | 11 |
| #11 | ghxstyyyy | 26% | 19 |
| #12 | motivated | 25% | 8 |
| #13 | Demon King Von | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chad Thundercock | 18 | 0.0336 |
| #2 | purpl | 9 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | oi vey | 8 | 0.0157 |
| #4 | 10K | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Demon King Von | 6 | 0.0351 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | purpl | +2.04 | 50 | 29 |
| #2 | oi vey | +1.86 | 41 | 50 |
| #3 | Chad Thundercock | +1.41 | 28 | 31 |
| #4 | Demon King Von | +0.99 | 19 | 19 |
| #5 | 10K | +0.66 | 43 | 61 |





