








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 419 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2844 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2987 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2134 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5935 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,153,522 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TASIE:D | 53% | 119 |
| #2 | Charl3l | 46% | 80 |
| #3 | ππΈπ·π° | 46% | 105 |
| #4 | TheMan | 45% | 128 |
| #5 | οΈ»θ«=δΈβ·βδΉΙ | 40% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Charl3l | 46% | 80 |
| #3 | ππΈπ·π° | 46% | 105 |
| #4 | TheMan | 45% | 128 |
| #5 | οΈ»θ«=δΈβ·βδΉΙ | 40% | 86 |
| #6 | Dobby | 36% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππΈπ·π° | 14 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | TheMan | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Charl3l | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | οΈ»θ«=δΈβ·βδΉΙ | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Dobby | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheMan | 480 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | οΈ»θ«=δΈβ·βδΉΙ | 255 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | ππΈπ·π° | 250 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | TASIE:D | 213 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Charl3l | 176 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππΈπ·π° | +2.12 | 73 | 43 |
| #2 | TASIE:D | +1.63 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | yukikuro | -0.03 | 64 | 44 |
| #4 | οΈ»θ«=δΈβ·βδΉΙ | -0.16 | 61 | 52 |
| #5 | Charl3l | -0.43 | 63 | 48 |





