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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Renown | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2369 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1736 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 500 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 1473 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,788,425 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 583 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Floof☁ | 40% | 92 |
| #2 | S | 36% | 47 |
| #3 | Roxas | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Floof☁ | 40% | 92 |
| #2 | S | 36% | 47 |
| #3 | Roxas | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Floof☁ | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | S | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Roxas | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Floof☁ | 126 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Roxas | 95 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | S | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dobby | +0.40 | 84 | 46 |
| #2 | S | -0.09 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | Roxas | -2.14 | 34 | 54 |
| #4 | ☁Floof☁ | -5.09 | 25 | 39 |





