








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3454 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2934 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3303 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2668 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2701 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,424,738 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AZitro | 55% | 206 |
| #2 | ✪ GSF | 54% | 228 |
| #3 | aposentado | 53% | 280 |
| #4 | <Vitor> | 52% | 289 |
| #5 | Mestre AGR | 47% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AZitro | 55% | 206 |
| #2 | ✪ GSF | 54% | 228 |
| #3 | aposentado | 53% | 280 |
| #4 | <Vitor> | 52% | 289 |
| #5 | Mestre AGR | 47% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <Vitor> | 20 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | aposentado | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | AZitro | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ✪ GSF | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Mestre AGR | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aposentado | 1484 | 0.25 | 38 min |
| #2 | <Vitor> | 864 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #3 | AZitro | 566 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | ✪ GSF | 393 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #5 | Mestre AGR | 114 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aposentado | +2.93 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | ✪ GSF | +0.86 | 65 | 61 |
| #3 | demugui | +0.15 | 47 | 58 |
| #4 | <Vitor> | -0.66 | 62 | 60 |
| #5 | AZitro | -1.56 | 35 | 53 |





