








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
832 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 544 | 15% |
| Smokes | 744 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1168 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1242 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $958,249 of utility $256 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ GSF | 52% | 99 |
| #2 | aposentado | 51% | 98 |
| #3 | AZitro | 51% | 81 |
| #4 | demugui | 47% | 145 |
| #5 | <Vitor> | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ GSF | 52% | 99 |
| #2 | aposentado | 51% | 98 |
| #3 | AZitro | 51% | 81 |
| #4 | demugui | 47% | 145 |
| #5 | <Vitor> | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demugui | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | <Vitor> | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | aposentado | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ✪ GSF | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | AZitro | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aposentado | 573 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #2 | demugui | 408 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | <Vitor> | 323 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | AZitro | 226 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ GSF | 203 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aposentado | +3.69 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ GSF | +1.57 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | demugui | +0.97 | 48 | 57 |
| #4 | <Vitor> | -0.28 | 59 | 60 |
| #5 | AZitro | -0.69 | 34 | 58 |





