








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 819 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6636 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5357 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2533 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3776 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,701 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ GSF | 53% | 246 |
| #2 | demugui | 53% | 280 |
| #3 | <Vitor> | 51% | 253 |
| #4 | Mestre AGR | 51% | 98 |
| #5 | AZitro | 50% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ GSF | 53% | 246 |
| #2 | demugui | 53% | 280 |
| #3 | <Vitor> | 51% | 253 |
| #4 | Mestre AGR | 51% | 98 |
| #5 | AZitro | 50% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <Vitor> | 16 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | demugui | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ✪ GSF | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | AZitro | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Mestre AGR | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <Vitor> | 757 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #2 | demugui | 702 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | AZitro | 627 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #4 | ✪ GSF | 421 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #5 | Mestre AGR | 85 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aposentado | +2.60 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | ✪ GSF | +0.86 | 65 | 61 |
| #3 | demugui | -0.43 | 47 | 59 |
| #4 | <Vitor> | -0.77 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | AZitro | -2.01 | 33 | 51 |





