








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3613 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2962 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1683 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1744 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $957,716 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 589 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ GSF | 54% | 248 |
| #2 | demugui | 52% | 289 |
| #3 | aposentado | 51% | 253 |
| #4 | AZitro | 50% | 189 |
| #5 | Mestre AGR | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ GSF | 54% | 248 |
| #2 | demugui | 52% | 289 |
| #3 | aposentado | 51% | 253 |
| #4 | AZitro | 50% | 189 |
| #5 | Mestre AGR | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demugui | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | aposentado | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ✪ GSF | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | AZitro | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Mestre AGR | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aposentado | 1350 | 0.25 | 35 min |
| #2 | demugui | 720 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | AZitro | 540 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | ✪ GSF | 441 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #5 | Mestre AGR | 90 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aposentado | +2.65 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ GSF | +0.98 | 64 | 61 |
| #3 | demugui | -0.10 | 45 | 58 |
| #4 | <Vitor> | -0.59 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | AZitro | -1.39 | 36 | 53 |





