








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2398 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2901 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2794 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2408 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $830,978 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 498 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pim | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | dabearSHARK | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | law | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pim | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | dabearSHARK | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | law | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dabearSHARK | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | pim | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dabearSHARK | 111 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | pim | 85 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | law | 82 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | 63 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pim | +1.85 | 65 | 76 |
| #2 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | +1.11 | 85 | 80 |
| #3 | law | +0.79 | 58 | 65 |
| #4 | ✪Ch1lled_Pyro✪ | -0.35 | 51 | 54 |
| #5 | dabearSHARK | -0.78 | 69 | 64 |





