








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 327 matches | ||
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8139 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6077 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 9879 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 7921 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,088,446 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | virx1 | 68% | 37 |
| #2 | chill | 64% | 44 |
| #3 | aam | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | Jt5mith | 54% | 83 |
| #5 | Packy | 52% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Jt5mith | 54% | 83 |
| #5 | Packy | 52% | 132 |
| #6 | Lee | 51% | 37 |
| #7 | Zyuwu | 49% | 43 |
| #8 | kam | 48% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Packy | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | virx1 | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | kam | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Jt5mith | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | aam | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kam | 620 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | aam | 377 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #3 | Packy | 344 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | Zyuwu | 306 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #5 | Lee | 215 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aam | +1.44 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | chill | +1.03 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | +0.94 | 79 | 77 |
| #4 | Packy | +0.59 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | Jt5mith | +0.16 | 80 | 55 |





