








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2997 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2821 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2099 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2080 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $686,499 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nylo- | 73% | 51 |
| #2 | Arcane | 68% | 19 |
| #3 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | ✪Ch1lled_Pyro✪ | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | Tyrael | 58% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | law | 363 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | nylo- | 226 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | dabearSHARK | 220 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪Ch1lled_Pyro✪ | 86 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | 84 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arcane | +2.70 | 88 | 74 |
| #2 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | +1.97 | 79 | 81 |
| #3 | pim | +1.43 | 64 | 72 |
| #4 | nylo- | +1.10 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | law | +0.81 | 63 | 67 |





