








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Faceit | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6957 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6793 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8932 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5583 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,289,278 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 832 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rozay | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | pim | 57% | 81 |
| #3 | nylo- | 53% | 70 |
| #4 | Rebels | 52% | 42 |
| #5 | Arch3r | 50% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nylo- | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | pim | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Antic | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | law | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Skimix | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nylo- | 370 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | law | 350 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | pim | 341 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | Skimix | 225 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | Antic | 176 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rozay | +1.99 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | Arch3r | +1.76 | 76 | 45 |
| #3 | :)dembo | +1.23 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | law | +1.15 | 59 | 67 |
| #5 | pim | +1.07 | 61 | 71 |





