








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4012 | 49% |
| Smokes | 1551 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1001 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1568 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,082,367 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic RG | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Binji | 52% | 258 |
| #3 | Clown | 50% | 213 |
| #4 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 50% | 159 |
| #5 | Nuke Owner | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic RG | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Binji | 52% | 258 |
| #3 | Clown | 50% | 213 |
| #4 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 50% | 159 |
| #5 | Nuke Owner | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binji | 32 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 18 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Clown | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Nuke Owner | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binji | 1024 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | Clown | 1016 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #3 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 411 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Nuke Owner | 78 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Epic RG | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binji | +1.64 | 70 | 63 |
| #2 | Eclipse友 | +1.60 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | Nuke Owner | -0.45 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | Clown | -1.21 | 45 | 62 |
| #5 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | -1.61 | 30 | 51 |





