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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 324 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6312 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3668 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1990 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3342 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,725,381 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic RG | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Eclipse友 | 52% | 258 |
| #3 | Clown | 51% | 339 |
| #4 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 49% | 195 |
| #5 | Nuke Owner | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic RG | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Eclipse友 | 52% | 258 |
| #3 | Clown | 51% | 339 |
| #4 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 49% | 195 |
| #5 | Nuke Owner | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eclipse友 | 38 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 20 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Clown | 18 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Nuke Owner | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clown | 1543 | 0.22 | 35 min |
| #2 | Eclipse友 | 1024 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #3 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 498 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | Nuke Owner | 85 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Epic RG | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binji | +2.05 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | Eclipse友 | +1.52 | 78 | 57 |
| #3 | Nuke Owner | -0.32 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | Clown | -0.91 | 42 | 62 |
| #5 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | -1.63 | 31 | 49 |





