








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,767 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6492 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5847 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2744 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3684 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,498,983 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binji | 51% | 339 |
| #2 | Eclipse友 | 50% | 213 |
| #3 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 47% | 147 |
| #4 | Daddy F | 43% | 80 |
| #5 | Lk- | 42% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 47% | 147 |
| #4 | Daddy F | 43% | 80 |
| #5 | Lk- | 42% | 65 |
| #6 | reinvented | 41% | 49 |
| #7 | JohnnyJigglepeek | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binji | 48 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Eclipse友 | 35 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Lk- | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Daddy F | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binji | 1307 | 0.19 | 30 min |
| #2 | Eclipse友 | 852 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #3 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 357 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Lk- | 166 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Daddy F | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binji | +2.30 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | Eclipse友 | +1.69 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | Lk- | +0.38 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | JohnnyJigglepeek | -0.63 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | reinvented | -0.89 | 73 | 58 |





