








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3224 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1755 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1514 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2389 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,079,979 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy | 55% | 73 |
| #2 | H3ndr1k | 52% | 46 |
| #3 | ✪ Leifssson™ | 48% | 122 |
| #4 | Paul Scholes | 46% | 57 |
| #5 | Mr.Lahey © SvalbardAim | 44% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Paul Scholes | 46% | 57 |
| #5 | Mr.Lahey © SvalbardAim | 44% | 122 |
| #6 | KukkiMeister=DDD! | 43% | 42 |
| #7 | Andjias IraquiPeek | 41% | 85 |
| #8 | Cyrus | 39% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KukkiMeister=DDD! | 5 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Mr.Lahey © SvalbardAim | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ✪ Leifssson™ | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Cyrus | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Andjias IraquiPeek | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Lahey © SvalbardAim | 277 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✪ Leifssson™ | 240 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Andjias IraquiPeek | 192 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jimmy | 109 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | KukkiMeister=DDD! | 89 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy | +6.54 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | ✪ Leifssson™ | +2.68 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | Mr.Lahey © SvalbardAim | +1.14 | 44 | 66 |
| #4 | H3ndr1k | +0.93 | 70 | 52 |
| #5 | KukkiMeister=DDD! | +0.84 | 73 | 67 |





