








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 429 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4801 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4170 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4559 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3637 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,575,087 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 968 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyrus | 52% | 153 |
| #2 | Andjias IraquiPeek | 50% | 127 |
| #3 | ✪ Leifssson™ | 49% | 158 |
| #4 | IPawnDeySi | 48% | 112 |
| #5 | KukkiMeister=DDD! | 48% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KukkiMeister=DDD! | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Cyrus | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ✪ Leifssson™ | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Andjias IraquiPeek | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | IPawnDeySi | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KukkiMeister=DDD! | 469 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | Andjias IraquiPeek | 316 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✪ Leifssson™ | 273 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | IPawnDeySi | 219 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Eggsen | 209 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IPawnDeySi | +2.38 | 89 | 48 |
| #2 | ✪ Leifssson™ | +1.40 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | KukkiMeister=DDD! | +0.38 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | Andjias IraquiPeek | +0.08 | 61 | 53 |
| #5 | Cyrus | -0.24 | 48 | 51 |





