








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3598 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5582 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3455 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3829 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,470,292 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mad MAX | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | nakoN | 65% | 46 |
| #3 | PesUsa | 63% | 101 |
| #4 | HOUSE | 55% | 166 |
| #5 | BOT Elmer | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oWn' | 1073 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #2 | Tabby | 997 | 0.27 | 22 min |
| #3 | HOUSE | 976 | 0.29 | 25 min |
| #4 | Dainex | 493 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | PesUsa | 323 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PesUsa | +6.13 | 90 | 79 |
| #2 | HOUSE | +3.54 | 82 | 70 |
| #3 | oWn' | +1.72 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | BOT Elmer | +1.58 | 55 | 51 |
| #5 | Tabby | +1.02 | 55 | 69 |





