








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,422 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7429 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4511 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5923 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4559 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $974,316 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oWn' | 260 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | 𝘠𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴 | 242 | 0.39 | 6 min |
| #3 | Tabby | 179 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #4 | Dakinee420 | 144 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | TeaAndSugar | 144 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PesUsa | +5.50 | 89 | 76 |
| #2 | Tabby | +0.21 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | oWn' | +0.15 | 85 | 63 |
| #4 | TeaAndSugar | -0.58 | 68 | 55 |
| #5 | 𝘠𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴 | -0.87 | 63 | 75 |





