








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6254 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3562 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3805 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3407 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,196,616 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 305 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PesUsa | 63% | 52 |
| #2 | Dakinee420 | 51% | 169 |
| #3 | Tabby | 49% | 111 |
| #4 | Gianni | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | HOUSE | 47% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oWn' | 1435 | 0.22 | 28 min |
| #2 | Tabby | 629 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #3 | dungeon131 | 513 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #4 | Madbot | 462 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #5 | HOUSE | 361 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PesUsa | +6.57 | 91 | 79 |
| #2 | HOUSE | +4.78 | 87 | 71 |
| #3 | Madbot | +4.50 | 85 | 71 |
| #4 | dungeon131 | +4.20 | 83 | 75 |
| #5 | oWn' | +2.53 | 87 | 61 |





