








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7916 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4957 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6254 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4075 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,923,423 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nakoN | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | PesUsa | 59% | 95 |
| #3 | Dakinee420 | 54% | 367 |
| #4 | Tabby | 51% | 331 |
| #5 | HOUSE | 51% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PesUsa | +5.48 | 90 | 79 |
| #2 | HOUSE | +2.91 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | oWn' | +2.46 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | BOT Elmer | +0.90 | 56 | 53 |
| #5 | Tabby | +0.68 | 60 | 64 |





