








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 704 matches | ||
| Premier | 367 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 179 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




157 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,746 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10387 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6540 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6497 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6322 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,487,035 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lethal | 70% | 208 |
| #2 | Diese Hündinnen lieben Sosa | 62% | 245 |
| #3 | kișkacăt 小猫 | 61% | 123 |
| #4 | Warrior7912 | 60% | 235 |
| #5 | Stinky_Pinky | 52% | 309 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lethal | +3.53 | 95 | 31 |
| #2 | bilbus | +2.59 | 80 | 43 |
| #3 | Warrior7912 | +0.94 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | kișkacăt 小猫 | +0.37 | 58 | 61 |
| #5 | Stinky_Pinky | -1.60 | 40 | 49 |





