








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




125 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5026 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4939 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2851 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3618 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3231 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,915 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 523 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brodyn | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | K0ntinuum Cringe Name | 53% | 58 |
| #3 | Rez | 53% | 79 |
| #4 | troy | 50% | 36 |
| #5 | Boy Wonder | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rez | 282 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | K0ntinuum Cringe Name | 179 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Boy Wonder | 175 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | lurking larry | 172 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | brodyn | 144 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hossinator | +3.36 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | brodyn | +1.37 | 80 | 75 |
| #3 | K0ntinuum Cringe Name | +1.19 | 84 | 53 |
| #4 | troy | +0.87 | 86 | 62 |
| #5 | Rez | -0.42 | 75 | 65 |





