








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
96 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 61 | 16% |
| Smokes | 94 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 119 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 102 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $48,054 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Douglas B. | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | atilla | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | s1berias | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | IraniaMF | 33% | 9 |
| #5 | Sion | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Douglas B. | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | atilla | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | s1berias | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | IraniaMF | 33% | 9 |
| #5 | Sion | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atilla | 4 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | Douglas B. | 3 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | s1berias | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atilla | 33 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | Douglas B. | 23 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | s1berias | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | IraniaMF | 7 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Sion | 7 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1berias | +2.72 | 70 | 42 |
| #2 | atilla | +1.08 | 68 | 48 |
| #3 | Douglas B. | +0.30 | 43 | 56 |
| #4 | IraniaMF | -1.90 | 39 | 38 |
| #5 | Sion | -2.24 | 68 | 48 |





