








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 503 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1122 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 824 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $259,402 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1berias | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | Douglas B. | 46% | 74 |
| #3 | atilla | 43% | 53 |
| #4 | Sion | 38% | 32 |
| #5 | GOD_of_the_Elephants | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1berias | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | Douglas B. | 46% | 74 |
| #3 | atilla | 43% | 53 |
| #4 | Sion | 38% | 32 |
| #5 | GOD_of_the_Elephants | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Douglas B. | 11 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | atilla | 10 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | s1berias | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Sion | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1berias | 245 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Douglas B. | 176 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | atilla | 101 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sion | 53 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | GOD_of_the_Elephants | 9 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1berias | +3.01 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | atilla | -0.40 | 63 | 43 |
| #3 | Sion | -0.67 | 65 | 47 |
| #4 | Douglas B. | -1.13 | 48 | 56 |
| #5 | IraniaMF | -1.45 | 40 | 50 |





