








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 274 | 27% |
| Smokes | 266 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 151 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 331 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $110,927 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | s1berias | 48% | 44 |
| #4 | Douglas B. | 43% | 35 |
| #5 | RedAxe | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | IraniaMF | 38% | 32 |
| #7 | GOD_of_the_Elephants | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Douglas B. | 8 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | IraniaMF | 7 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | s1berias | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | atilla | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | RedAxe | 3 | 0.0275 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1berias | +2.74 | 77 | 56 |
| #2 | Sion | +0.57 | 68 | 49 |
| #3 | atilla | -0.57 | 62 | 50 |
| #4 | Douglas B. | -1.87 | 48 | 57 |
| #5 | IraniaMF | -1.94 | 42 | 53 |





