








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 893 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 464 | 13% |
| Smokes | 598 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1281 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1215 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $735,692 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D U P L O | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | arazez | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | SigmaBalls | 65% | 71 |
| #4 | angy milki | 57% | 94 |
| #5 | Lørn | 56% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SigmaBalls | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | angy milki | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Lørn | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | IXtremezI | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | arazez | 3 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SigmaBalls | 280 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | angy milki | 215 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Lørn | 146 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | IXtremezI | 125 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | arazez | 90 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arazez | +4.41 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | D U P L O | +3.75 | 89 | 59 |
| #3 | angy milki | +3.41 | 85 | 71 |
| #4 | Crazy Swim Man | +2.07 | 87 | 54 |
| #5 | SigmaBalls | -0.65 | 75 | 67 |





