








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,804 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1185 | 42% |
| Smokes | 580 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 451 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 588 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $109,432 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKeeT_ | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | stoneislate | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | uuquuquuquu | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | Yung Bert | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | TRASH STAR | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Westmo | 50% | 10 |
| #8 | plenin | 47% | 38 |
| #9 | Fabayen | 44% | 36 |
| #10 | eros | 43% | 7 |
| #11 | ππππΈπ½ππ | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabayen | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | plenin | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Yung Bert | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ππππΈπ½ππ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | TRASH STAR | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jezpah | 198 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #2 | TRASH STAR | 170 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #3 | ππππΈπ½ππ | 151 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | plenin | 130 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Fabayen | 40 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKeeT_ | +5.07 | 89 | 32 |
| #2 | jezpah | +2.83 | 90 | 73 |
| #3 | stoneislate | +2.39 | 78 | 57 |
| #4 | TRASH STAR | +2.07 | 84 | 72 |
| #5 | Fabayen | +0.98 | 79 | 48 |





