








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 538 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 579 | 21% |
| Smokes | 611 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 712 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 822 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $390,514 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | EVIL | 54% | 56 |
| #5 | Zedra | 53% | 17 |
| #6 | Addereum | 50% | 6 |
| #7 | DΣXXTO.ツ | 50% | 6 |
| #8 | #NF #Baron von Promille | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #NF #Baron von Promille | 3 | 0.0227 |
| #2 | Frosty | フロスティ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | EVIL | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tchigo | +3.03 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | Frosty | フロスティ | +0.76 | 68 | 56 |
| #3 | DΣXXTO.ツ | +0.21 | 64 | 74 |
| #4 | Zedra | -1.10 | 48 | 62 |
| #5 | EVIL | -1.29 | 61 | 69 |





